Uhm... Microsoft?

I have just had my first experience with Windows 2012 Server.

I was putting it off as long as possible but couldn't avoid it today. There was a test database I needed to see. So I started up remote desktop and...

...it was like an H.P. Lovecraft story where you can't find your way out, landmarks have been erased and there are things hiding in the shadows that make no sense and should not be.

No. Just, no.

And yet the Great Old Ones cannot be stopped within the office walls and we will all be consumed eventually. At least there's Debian at home.